#fake american

[wintvies]

@ghostiaa is a FAKE AMERICAN!!!! 😡😡😡😡

[yupekosi]

it's been a while but here's another DP/DC plot bunny that won't leave me alone; a Demon Twins/Danyal al Ghul AU, but Danny is trans.

...hear me out okay?

Damian al Ghul had a twin sister, just as brilliant and deadly as him. they were the terrors of the League, working expertly in tandem to take down their foes before they knew what hit them. but there could only be one heir to the Demon's Head, and Ra's, being the old, sexist bastard he is, arranged for the 'spare' to be taken care of- and Talia insisted it be by her own hand.

Damian's last memories of Aishah al Ghul are of her packing her bags for her first and last solo mission. she knew what was coming, he thinks. the smile she gave him as she said goodbye was bitter and sharp.

of course, what really happened was that Talia -whether out of sentimentality or simply wanting to keep her other trained weapon-child alive- faked her daughter's death and left Aishah in the American adoption system, where she was taken in by the Fentons; and, when he was a teen, transitioned.

years later, Damian al Ghul, now Damian Wayne, sees an identical boy staring at him from across the batcave. He has his sister's sword and his sister's eyes, and the smile he gives him is bitter and sharp.

and Aishah al Ghul, now Danyal Fenton, says "Hello, ahki."

[iamred-iamyellow]

⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚ Aussie Athletes

♥ masterlist

♥ pairing: oscar piastri x fem!sargeant!ballerina!reader

♥ smau - fluff

♥ a/n: I said I'd write some ballet fics so here's one lol. I'm going to write some ship fic ballet au's (drivers as ballet dancers) after I finish my folklore and Romeo and Juliet series'. Also! I'm performing a don quixote variation this weekend so wish me luck lol :) (none of the pictures are mine)

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yourusername First Day @/ausballet

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logansargeant congrats sis

yourusername <3

user14 she's in Australia now 🫢

user3 PLEASE let that mean she'll be at more races now

yourusername 👀

user5 💗💗💗

oscarpiastri welcome to Australia

landonorris trying to get a date on main?

logansargeant don't even think about it piastri

oscarpiastri ???

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

2023 British GP

You walked into the paddock bright and early to find your brother before he was busy with qualifying. You ended up running into a different, yet familiar face instead. 

“Oh, hey Oscar,” you smiled 

“Didn’t expect you to be here with your new Australian ballet career,” he smirked and took a sip of the water he had in his hand. “You don’t have a busy schedule? 

“I do, but the season wrapped last month. I figured I’d come down here and support Logan, you know? I’ve got a lot of training to do when I get back, though.” you laughed softly. 

Oscar hummed in an understanding response. 

“How’s it been there?” 

“Good,” you paused. “Tough, too.” 

“I’m sure it is. It’s an art and a sport.” 

“People don't really consider what I do “a sport”.”

“They say the same about racing.” 

“I guess we have something to bond over.”  you smiled.

You both heard Lando call Oscar's name, gesturing for him to go to their garage. Oscar gave an awkward, blush-filled goodbye and ran towards the Brit on the other side of the pit lane.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

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yourusername he says I'm so american

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lilymhe top golf double date

yourusername we are so there

user7 WHO IS HE

user9 y/n x oscar crumbs

user2 crying and writing fics

logansargeant 😐

yourusername ...

user6 @/landonorris please tell us she's with oscar

user8 why would lando know?

landonorris 🤐

user8 @/user6 I'm sorry I wasn't familiar with your game, clearly Lando does know

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

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yourusername opening night 🧡

logansargeant you did amazing 💐

user2 the orange heart...

user5 NOT a coincidence

user8 AND it's f1's winter break meaning Oscar is back home in Australia where it just so happens y/n dances at

user4 the pieces of the puzzle are finally coming together

ausballet our sugar plum fairy

yourusername <3

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

Time Skip - 2024

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

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yourusername MONACO <3

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charles_leclerc welcome to the piastri-leclerc family

yourusername I'm honored, thank you charles

oscarpiastri so when should she meet my brother leo?

user6 Y/N'S APART OF THE JOKE NOW 😭

user10 someone go get Nicole

user4 y/n l/n-piastri-leclerc

logansargeant don't break her heart

oscarpiastri I won't I swear

[fanficmanic]

Oliver Stark, who is a British actor, playing an American firefighter, making fun of his boss using a fake British accent.

Holy mother of acting inception.

I bow to your greatness!

[mattoidmeerkat]

Hotshots Showrunner: On the show there are two male characters, Alex 'Stag' Stagner and Miguel 'Migo' Diego, who are very close friends but a loud fraction of the fandom who call themselves 'Amigos' ships them.

Technical Advisor Bobby: ... ships them where?

[formulanni]

Dear lord please double Logan Sargeant’s misfortune and give it to the British this weekend 🧎‍♀️

Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time

[simply-ivanka]

Democrats, former President Obama, President Biden, his Administration officials, the CIA, FBI, Department of Justice, those elected officials that provided cover, those "intelligence experts" who lied about the Hunter Biden Laptop, mainstream media, social media, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and others and all others involved directly or indirectly should be investigated by an independent prosecutor (with no political ties and strict legal authority that would severely punish them for unfair, unreasonable, false and political decision making), indicted and prosecuted. Punishment upon conviction should include banishment from elected and appointed government office, LOSS OF BRAODCASTING LICENSES lengthy prison terms with no parole, hefty financial penalties, public humiliation and apologies and no access to media at all.

(Siberia!)

Enough is enough with all this. Wiped the slate clean. Start over. Eliminate our society and country from this filth!

[oneshotgremlin]

happy Friday everyone

[rose-bunny-28]

Scream tweets pt 2

[newwavesylviaplath]

evan peters as ralph bohner in agatha all along

[robochai]

here is what i've been up to!!

FRESH START is a semi-autobio graphic novel (with THE most gorgeous colors from karen czap!!!!) about a kid who moves around a lot… and LOVES IT! Embarrassing stuff happens? Just flee the country! Friend fight? Hit the bricks!!

BUT THEN…. JUST IN TIME FOR MIDDLE SCHOOL…

SHE HAS TO MOVE TO AMERICA.

It’s got friendship feelings, gender feelings, sibling feelings, AND mixed kid feelings?? And it’s funny????

Idk man I really put everything I had into this one!!! Here is a drawing by Real Life Tween Gale.

FRESH START is going to be in bookstores on JANUARY 7th and ahhhh!!! book!!!!!!!!!! a very personal book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please ask your library to preorder it, or a friend, or yourself if it sounds like your jam THANK YOU

[wintvies]

me when @ghostiaa tell me she doesn’t actually know every single american

[mirellapryce]

Terrible theory, but I think part of the reason everyone in Port Townsend falls for Edwin is the accent. Yes, both Charles and Edwin have a British accent, but Edwin has the stereotypically "Hot, British Accent" (from a North American perspective).

[thankyouforthememoriesworld]

btw another thing I think about since Paige's shoe dropped:

Azzi hasn't had the "Azzi Fudd" PE but she did have the SJC PE with curry brand and it had the BAF tag which reminded me of Paige's be you be great tag. Don't think they went on sale so she isn't the first but still a cool thing that she's gotten to do. I just know Curry is waiting to drop the Azzi Fudd shoe haha. He already has clothing at her camps that are literally her (and P's) colors. Honestly want Curry to enter the race against Paige and Geno this year for biggest Azzi Fudd fan.

She sort of had the Azzi Fudd PEs, but they were never released (they could have been, because I know the colors would have been appreciated by a lot of people). She had the St John's and GTS Fusion tribute shoes. I want Steph to step up his game because Geno and Paige are mopping the floor with him. He needs to come to Storrs to watch her play. Plus, I've got the best idea for the announcement that she's going to have her own shoe. Imagine UConn winning the NATY and on the next week we get the Azzi Fudd comeback movie with at the end an all-black shot with a message indicating “Azzi Fudd shoes available on July 4th”.

[indelicateink]

as an american, sam reid’s total inability to hide his contempt for overly fake-chipper american journalists, especially ones who Have Not Done The Assigned Reading know and care about the show, will never not be hilarious and iconic to me

[evanwevand]

Idk if this is completely true but it's very important anyway

If you're in United States and you're a Dr. Bright fan and you cosplay him for a convention BE VERY CAREFUL ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE A MINOR, SOME PEOPLE CLAIMED THAT ADMINBRIGHT STILL ATTENDS TO CONS AND TRIES TO INTERACT WITH FANS IRL EVEN IF THEY'RE NOT ACTIVE ONLINE

I just suddenly remembered it but someone mentioned it on my server a time ago and I forgot to mention it, but be VERY careful anyways ☠️☠️☠️

Idc about my DNI with this one, this is important